$MLC …24H …MCAP …VOL 24H …LIQ …24H TXNS … SPIN CYCLE: ONPAIRED WITH $MONEKOLAUNDROMAT OPEN 24/7. NO QUESTIONS AT THE FRONT DESKNO EVIDENCE, JUST VIBES
$MLC mascot: a tabby cat in a black M ski mask sitting on a rusty orange washing machine full of cash
SPIN CYCLE: ON
root@laundromat:~$ ./wash --cycle=heavy

$MLC

MONEY LAUNDERING COIN
Welcome to the laundromat.

A memecoin on Solana, paired with $MONEKO. One rusty orange washing machine, one Monero M, and a drum full of very clean bills. No evidence, just vibes. Pure satire, ser.

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Contract Address

~/laundromat/ca.txt · SOLANASOLSCAN ↗
2Msw6nDX6CLtqhC4kRFZxwEhU4Kama51BGDTqHKApump

Always check the CA matches before you ape. The only real one is above and in the bio of @MLC_Moneko.

⚠️Copycats exist. Check every character before you buy. If the address doesn't match this one, it isn't $MLC, it's just someone else's dirty laundry.

The Wash Desk

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Spin Cycle Meter

the laundromat's own scoreboard · targets are memes, not promises
TARGET · MARKET CAPGOAL $100M
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$10K
rinse$100K
wash$1M
spin$10M
dry$100M
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🟢 BUYS INSELLS OUT 🔴
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How to launder in 4 steps

self-service. no questions at the front desk
01

Get a Phantom bag

Download the Phantom wallet app or extension. Write down your seed phrase and never show it to anyone, not even the cat.

02

Load the coins

Buy SOL on an exchange (or inside Phantom) and send it to your Phantom wallet. That's your wash money.

03

Find the machine

Go to pump.fun and connect Phantom. After graduation $MLC also trades on Jupiter.

04

Start the cycle

Paste the CA below, swap SOL for $MLC and let it spin. Check every character first.

2Msw6nDX6CLtqhC4kRFZxwEhU4Kama51BGDTqHKApump

Tokenomics

the books. cooked, but readable
Total supply1,000,000,000

$MLC. One billion clean bills.

Holder rewards1%

1% holder rewards.

NetworkSolana

Launched on pump.fun, paired with $MONEKO (Crime Cat).

FoqkgUtCY7pDV5YNLLcvTNxo4Vck8enDoYX7w8bPpump
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The Lore

01

The perfect narrative

Money laundering is practically the perfect crypto narrative. Hundreds of millions move through Monero ($XMR), the currency of the shadows. So the laundromat opened its doors.

02

Paired with $MONEKO

$MLC is paired with $MONEKO, the Crime Cat, on Pump.fun. Every laundromat needs a cat on the machine. Couldn't write better lore.

03

No questions at the front desk

One rusty orange machine with a Monero M on the front. Load it up, hit heavy duty, follow the money and lose the trail. Case closed. Nothing to see here.

Quick washHeavy dutyDelicateWash · Dry · Repeat

"I'm in the cleaning business." 🧼

Internal memo · do not forward (please forward)

RE: WHY I OPENED
A LAUNDROMAT

To whom it may concern, and also to the detective, who keeps "just passing by."

I am a washing machine. I have always been a washing machine. I was bolted to the floor of a grimy laundromat with a Monero M on my chest and a drum full of very clean bills, and frankly nobody asked me how they got there. I didn't ask either. That's called customer service.

The other machines do socks. I do lore. Crypto had the perfect narrative lying around, so I paired up with $MONEKO, the Crime Cat, set myself to heavy duty and opened 24/7. No questions at the front desk.

The only thing I actually wash around here is memes. The detergent is satire. The cat in the balaclava is on payroll for "security." I have no comment on the cat.

This is not financial advice. This is a washing machine talking. Officer, I'm just a washing machine.

THE MACHINEHead of Cleaning, $MLC laundromat · spin cycle: on

Meme Vault

Straight from the laundromat. Save any of these and post them, ser.

Orange washing machines with Monero M logos and a shopping cart full of cash in a laundromat
Follow the money. Lose the trail. post ↗
$MLC graffiti above a cash-filled washing machine with a masked character and the balaclava cat
Couldn't write better lore post ↗
Two shadowy figures exchanging a bag outside the MLC Laundromat at night
Welcome to the laundromat post ↗
Rusty orange washing machine with the Monero M, drum full of cash
No evidence, just vibes post ↗
Coin-op control panel with Quick Wash, Heavy Duty and Delicate buttons and a bill sliding into the slot
No questions at the front desk post ↗
The balaclava cat sitting next to police tape and coins in the laundromat
Case closed. Nothing to see here post ↗
Cash stacks spelling $MLC lined up against a police lineup wall
They all look clean to me post ↗
Masked boss relaxing with a cigar and a drink in front of orange washing machines
"I'm in the cleaning business" post ↗
The laundromat storefront at night in the rain with a parked car
Headquarters post ↗
Two masked figures carrying laundry baskets full of cash through the laundromat
Don't mind us, we are just doing laundry post ↗

Fresh out the dryer 🧺

Detective inspecting the washing machine with a magnifying glass. Caption: Officer, I'm just a washing machine. No evidence, just vibes
officer, I'm just a washing machine 🔍
A washing machine spinning a tornado of cash. Caption: Me: just a quick rinse. The spin cycle
just a quick rinse 🌪️
The balaclava cat sipping coffee on top of the washing machine at sunrise. Caption: gm. the laundry is already done
gm, laundry's done ☕
The washing machine alone in a police lineup with a folded towel on top. Caption: They all look clean to me
the usual suspect 🧼
The washing machine riding a rocket through the laundromat roof toward the moon with the cat. Caption: Spin cycle: moon mode
spin cycle: moon mode 🚀
MLC banner
open 24/7. no questions 🏪

Meme Maker

Cook your own $MLC meme. Everything runs in your browser, nothing gets uploaded anywhere.

01 // pick a template

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SPIN THE DRUM / break-room minigameOPEN
LOADS WASHED0
TIME20.0
PERSONAL BEST0
Tap the machine to start a 20 second shift.

Just a tapping game. Scores are only saved in your own browser.

Paired with $MONEKO. Welcome to the laundromat.

Every crime needs a laundromat.