$MLC | Money Laundering Coin | Welcome to the laundromat

Contract Address

~/laundromat/ca.txt · SOLANASOLSCAN ↗

2Msw6nDX6CLtqhC4kRFZxwEhU4Kama51BGDTqHKApump

Always check the CA matches before you ape. The only real one is above and in the bio of @MLC_Moneko.

⚠️Copycats exist. Check every character before you buy. If the address doesn't match this one, it isn't $MLC, it's just someone else's dirty laundry.

The Wash Desk

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Spin Cycle Meter

the laundromat's own scoreboard · targets are memes, not promises

TARGET · MARKET CAPGOAL $100M

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$10K
rinse$100K
wash$1M
spin$10M
dry$100M
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THE DRUM · 24H BUYS VS SELLS…

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How to launder in 4 steps

self-service. no questions at the front desk

01

Get a bag

Easiest: sign up on pump.fun (web or app). Or use a Phantom wallet. Never share your seed phrase, not even with the cat.

02

Load the coins

Buy SOL on an exchange (or inside Phantom) and send it to your pump.fun account or Phantom wallet. That's your wash money.

03

Find the machine

Open $MLC on pump.fun (web or app), signed in or with Phantom connected. Works before and after graduation: graduated coins keep trading on pump.fun via PumpSwap.

04

Start the cycle

Paste the CA below, swap SOL for $MLC and let it spin. Check every character first.

Other ways to buy:Phantom swap Jupiter GMGN Axiom Trojan bot BonkBot

2Msw6nDX6CLtqhC4kRFZxwEhU4Kama51BGDTqHKApump

Tokenomics

the books. cooked, but readable

Total supply1,000,000,000

$MLC. One billion clean bills.

Holder rewards1%

1% holder rewards.

NetworkSolana

Launched on pump.fun, paired with $MONEKO (Crime Cat).

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Bonding curve · liveloading…

MLC banner: an orange Monero washing machine full of cash in a grimy laundromat

The Lore

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The perfect narrative

Money laundering is practically the perfect crypto narrative. Hundreds of millions move through Monero ($XMR), the currency of the shadows. So the laundromat opened its doors.

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Paired with $MONEKO

$MLC is paired with $MONEKO, the Crime Cat, on Pump.fun. Every laundromat needs a cat on the machine. Couldn't write better lore.

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No questions at the front desk

One rusty orange machine with a Monero M on the front. Load it up, hit heavy duty, follow the money and lose the trail. Case closed. Nothing to see here.

Quick washHeavy dutyDelicateWash · Dry · Repeat

"I'm in the cleaning business." 🧼

Internal memo · do not forward (please forward)

RE: WHY I OPENED
A LAUNDROMAT

To whom it may concern, and also to the detective, who keeps "just passing by."

I am a washing machine. I have always been a washing machine. I was bolted to the floor of a grimy laundromat with a Monero M on my chest and a drum full of very clean bills, and frankly nobody asked me how they got there. I didn't ask either. That's called customer service.

The other machines do socks. I do lore. Crypto had the perfect narrative lying around, so I paired up with $MONEKO, the Crime Cat, set myself to heavy duty and opened 24/7. No questions at the front desk.

The only thing I actually wash around here is memes. The detergent is satire. The cat in the balaclava is on payroll for "security." I have no comment on the cat.

This is not financial advice. This is a washing machine talking. Officer, I'm just a washing machine.

THE MACHINEHead of Cleaning, $MLC laundromat · spin cycle: on